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The South's Most Accurate Weather Forecaster -- Granny

Jun 13, 2018 -- 5:41pm

Every weather station needs the Granny-Cast 2000. The most accurate weather forecasting technology yet. It's a Southern thing!

I Bought A Hillary Clinton Chia Pet!!!!

May 21, 2018 -- 4:06pm

I always laughed at the commercials. For years I asked who in the world would buy one of these? Then I bought one -- A Hillary Clinton Chia Pet!

OMG, it is sooooo much fun. First you drown her for one hour.

Wait, her nose is stickout out!

Much better.

Meanwhile you mix up the seeds.

You put the seeds on her head. I've always wanted to do Hillary's hair. They look like pot seeds, don't they? I don't think they are.

Then, she dries out for 2 days. Yea, that pesky drinking problem.

Then you fill her up with water, put a plastic bag over her head and smother her for 2 days. I can't wait to do that part! Then she sprouts. I can’t help but wonder if Bill has a Hillary Chia and if Hillary has a Bill Chia, that they keep in their separate bedrooms/houses. And do they lie to each other about it?. I like to think they do. That warms my heart!!! 😂😂😂I'll

I'll let you know when she sprouts and post a pic. Thanks for checking it out! UPDATE: Hillary has sprouted. Did y’all know she has back hair? Poor thing. We are discussing her need to manscape. I think she’s cuter with green hair. What do you think?

Hillary has sprouted. Did y’all know she has back hair? Poor thing. We are discussing her need to manscape. I think she’s cuter with green hair. What do you think?